The gloves are off.
So here's a question: Why do you hate doing dishes? Is it:
(A) You hate how your hands get all chapped and pruney after about a minute of washing,
(B) You have to wear those awful rubber gloves that are so hard to take off and make that horrible squeaky noise when you handle your plates, or
(C) You have a not-so-rare congenital affliction called dishwashingitis that gives you hives whenever you're within 6 feet of a sink full of dirty dishes.
Well, whether the answer is A, B, or C, the solution is SoyShine®. First of all, you'll never have to wear gloves to do the dishes again, because the natural emollients in our soy cleaning complex will actually moisturize your hands as you clean away. Amazingly, your hands might actually feel better after you do the dishes than they did before.
Also, SoyShine's microsized soy particles dart around incredibly quickly on the surface of your plates and glasses and silverware, dislodging those cruddy little nibs of lasagna with ease and gently dispersing those annoying grease slicks that refuse to go away.
And besides all that, SoyShine doesn't use any chemical detergents or surfactants like most dish cleansers, so you don't have to worry about eating off a plate or drinking from a glass that has basically been blasted with chemicals to get it clean.
It's a stone-cold cure for even the most severe case of dishwashingitis.
Price $7.99